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captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"
I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it
Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"

I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it

Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

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rampant-noodle:

aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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and that movie was megamind for people wondering what it was

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katarinacosplay:

This is insanely cool. How to make craft foam look like leather by travelsatnight.

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for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

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prozdvoices:

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Hello! Maybe you can try to voice act this post coolscar(.)tumblr(.)com/post/79812059603/cyandye-coolscar-mr-krabs-voice-secret

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

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"Harry… what did you do?"
"What you made me do!”

(Source: bryan-cranston)

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Year Four

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thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

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slugbox:

arlymone:

Xingo @ crayonkat

Cteno @ slugbox

Ashiji @ queenashii

Beop @ arlymone

I need a set of wall scrolls.

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shittingsiren:

vatican bishops cosplay grimdark rose

shittingsiren:

vatican bishops cosplay grimdark rose

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